8:30am Mom wakes up peaceful, happy and smiling and turns
over in bed to see her peaceful, happy, smiling and gurgling baby staring back
at her.
8:32am Mom gets out diaper changing supplies and prepares to
change first diaper of the morning.
8:33am Disaster. Utter disaster. Baby’s bottom explodes and poo trickles over
the changing pad onto the bed. Mom
freaks out, grabs extra wipes and tries to mop up the changing pad and the now
soiled sheets. Meanwhile baby’s exposed
penis feels the cool air and involuntarily decides to pee all over himself, his
mom, his changing pad, and the sheets. Mom stops scrubbing the sheets with aloe scented wipes, assesses the
damage (poo on baby’s clothes, poo on her clothes, poo on sheets, poo on dirty
diaper, poo on spare diaper) and then Mom starts to cry a little. After having the shortest pity party in the history
of the world (ten seconds tops), Mom plops son into his bath, corrals everything
(EVERYTHING) into the washer, and then
returns to the bathroom to hose down son, then pat him dry, and put a clean diaper and clean clothes on him.
8:45am Having created disaster of apocalyptic proportions
before mommy has had her morning cup of coffee, baby falls back asleep.
10:00am Sheets are
washed and clean baby has woken up from his nap. He is giggling, gurgling and mom is happy.
Then she looks down and realizes she has dried poo on her foot.
(Photo: Norman Rockwell)
haha! This made me giggle!
ReplyDeleteLove this story! You're not alone. nce you have kids, you have many stories about poop and pee. It seems all boys pee on their parents at least once... Once my kid was jumping up and down and somehow his poop landed in my arm. The diaper was still securely on but I still remember those few seconds just staring at poop on my arm. O
ReplyDeleteOnly you can could make a poo apocalypse story hilarious. I hadn't heard this story. Love it!
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